Good evening gourmands! I have some more unsavoury delights for your perusal... As usual, it didn't take me long on my quest to select the ultimate in un-delectable design and so I give you:
Kraft's answer to Mayonnaise 'with a kick', Miracle Whip, and their recipe for Almonds in a Haystack.
Now given the fact that this monstrosity resembles a decapitated dulux dog, I think this is one haystack I'd rather leave unexplored.
The mounds of meaty goodness shown in the cross-section of this 'volcano of food' are enough to make ones stomach turn to pure magma, as the mere thought of consuming this 'holiday treat' causes bile to rise in the back of my throat.
I assume the layer of white is the congealed masses of Miracle Whip encasing the pink and green innards. According to the advert: 'Some things can be copied and some things can't' so answer me this question Kraft.... why would anyone copy this example? This freakish mound of cold, mayo covered meat with a fork plunging through it's weird chip-covered outer core....
(Yet another unappetising use of chips... fangs for the undead)
Lead by example Kraft.... you're taking over Cadbury, a British institution, I'm now more concerned for our chocolate than I've ever been!
Kraft's answer to Mayonnaise 'with a kick', Miracle Whip, and their recipe for Almonds in a Haystack.Now given the fact that this monstrosity resembles a decapitated dulux dog, I think this is one haystack I'd rather leave unexplored.
The mounds of meaty goodness shown in the cross-section of this 'volcano of food' are enough to make ones stomach turn to pure magma, as the mere thought of consuming this 'holiday treat' causes bile to rise in the back of my throat.
I assume the layer of white is the congealed masses of Miracle Whip encasing the pink and green innards. According to the advert: 'Some things can be copied and some things can't' so answer me this question Kraft.... why would anyone copy this example? This freakish mound of cold, mayo covered meat with a fork plunging through it's weird chip-covered outer core....
(Yet another unappetising use of chips... fangs for the undead)Lead by example Kraft.... you're taking over Cadbury, a British institution, I'm now more concerned for our chocolate than I've ever been!
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